My Top 1000 Songs #890: 88 Lines About 44 Women

[I've been writing up my Top 1000 songs on a daily basis--you can see them all in descending order by hitting the All My Favorite Songs tag.]

Yep, gonna take up a valuable slot on the list with a silly new wave-era novelty song from one-hit-wonder The Nails. So sue me.

You've got a helpfully literal title, a Casio keyboard drumbeat, and something to offend just about everyone. (I prefer the lo-fi 1982 single version, but the remake on 1984's Mood Swing LP is fine.) Not sure if I first heard it on Dr. Demento or college radio, but it's one of those songs I'll forever associate with a highly specific time in my life; I guess you had to be there. 

Album version, with lyrics:

Live 1983: